Bar tender don't cut me off! If you look at if from a dogs perspective, anything fewer than 8 beers is only one dog beer. Why, I'm hardly drunk at all! This humorous black T-shirt is an original design and one of our funniest shirts. Wear it at a bar, on the street, or at a party and be sure to get a laugh. We don't recommend wearing it around dogs, because it might encourage them to break into your beer fridge. This In Dog Beers I've Only Had One T-shirt is 100% cotton and machine washable. It comes in sizes S- XXL.